Write it. Live it. But try not to be it.
5.719
95 min
A seedy writer of sleazy pulp novels is recruited by a quirky, reclusive ex-actor to help him write his biography at his house in Malta.
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Michael Caine | Mickey King | Calvin and Nobbs |
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Mickey Rooney | Preston Gilbert | Unowned |
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Lionel Stander | Ben Dinuccio | Unowned |
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Lizabeth Scott | Princess Betty Cippola | Unowned |
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Nadia Cassini | Liz Adams | Unowned |
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Dennis Price | The Englishman | Unowned |
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Al Lettieri | Miller | Unowned |
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Leopoldo Trieste | Marcovic | Unowned |
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Amerigo Tot | Partisan | Unowned |
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Robert Sacchi | The Bogeyman | Unowned |
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Giulio Donnini | Typing Pool Manager | Unowned |
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Luciano Pigozzi | Clairvoyant | Unowned |
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Maria Cumani Quasimodo | Office Manageress | Unowned |
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Liù Bosisio | Typist #1 | Unowned |
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Cristina Gaïoni | Typist #2 | Unowned |
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Janet Ågren | Publisher's Receptionist | Unowned |
| Irene Sophie Opperman | Coach Trip Hostess | Unowned | |
| Iver Gilborn | Coach Tourist | Unowned | |
| Elaine Olcott | Coach Tourist | Unowned | |
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Ave Ninchi | Fat Chambermaid | Unowned |
| Ermelinda De Felice | Woman in Barbershop | Unowned | |
| Werner Hasselmann | Tourist in Restaurant | Unowned | |
| Louise Lambert | Tourist in Restaurant | Unowned | |
| Victor Mercieca | Prince Frank Cippola | Unowned | |
| Cettina Borg Olivier | Gilbert's Mother | Unowned | |
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Joe Zammit Cordina | The Beautiful Thing | Unowned |