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103 min
What if William Shakespeare never existed... until now. Our Modern Bard is caught in a love triangle of confused sexuality, cross dressing, mistaken identity, and bedroom trysts. Does Shakespeare love his lusty best friend, Wilma Hartford, who's also a drag queen, or his lovely long-time girlfriend Anne Hathaway. This battle to understand Shakespeare's true heart is a comic romp. All the while, Shakespeare peddles his screenplays in Hollywood. Renaissance and modern sensibilities clash when an all-male stage version of Macbeth and the misogynistic low-budget film "The Taming of the Shrew" open simultaneously. The combustion makes "The Bard," played by comedic genius Jason D. Johnson, the most controversial screenwriter in Hollywood.
Name | Character | Team | |
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Jason D. Johnson | Billy Shakespeare | Unowned | |
Catharine E. Jones | Anne Hathaway | Unowned | |
Phillip David Collins | Wilma Hartford | Unowned | |
Mary Maxson | Charly | Unowned | |
Garret Wade | Angelina | Unowned | |
Terra Wallace | Arlene | Unowned | |
Deborah Voorhees | Witch II | Unowned | |
David Robbins | Rat Mucanon / Protestor | Unowned |