Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Fiona Allen | Sandra | Unowned |
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Sophie Thompson | Tracey | Unowned |
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Jerry O'Connell | Sean Cooley | Unowned |
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Anthony Stewart Head | Victor | Unowned |
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Geri Horner | Paige | Unowned |
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James Dreyfus | Fidor | Unowned |
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Naomi Campbell | Sales Assistant | Unowned |
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Angus Deayton | Maurice | Unowned |
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Hugh Dennis | Immigration Officer | Unowned |
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Les Dennis | MC | Unowned |
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Tom Goodman-Hill | Baz | Unowned |
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Michael Greco | Niarchos | Unowned |
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Eamonn Holmes | Himself | Unowned |
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Ralf Little | Milkman | Unowned |
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Dolph Lundgren | Randy | Unowned |
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Burt Kwouk | Dalai Lama | Unowned |
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Ahmet Mekin | Waiter 1 | Unowned |
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Timur Ahmet | Waiter 2 | Unowned |
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Chris Barnes | Warden | Unowned |
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Oliver Bradshaw | Butler | Unowned |
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Sarah Cawood | TOTP Presenter 1 | Unowned |
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Colin Murray | TOTP Presenter 2 | Unowned |
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Angus Deayton | Maurice the Hotel Receptionist | Unowned |
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Steve Punt | Immigration Officer 1 | Unowned |
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Hugh Dennis | Immigration Officer 2 | Unowned |
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Simon Farnaby | Ventriloquist | Unowned |
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Ene Frost | Recording Studio Mixer | Unowned |
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Michael Greco | Niarchos 1 | Unowned |
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Michael Howe | UK Breakfast Presenter | Unowned |
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Alison King | Receptionist | Unowned |
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Helen Lederer | Hysterical UN Woman | Unowned |
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Bruce Mackinnon | Minion 1 | Unowned |
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Neil Maskell | Policeman | Unowned |
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Grant Masters | E.R. Person | Unowned |
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Henry Miller | Dave | Unowned |
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Johnny Myers | American Journalist | Unowned |
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Arthur Nightingale | Gardener | Unowned |
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Stuart Nurse | Limo Driver | Unowned |
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Brian Perkins | Newsreader | Unowned |
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Paul Putner | Coach Driver | Unowned |
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Erich Redman | Dutch Journalist | Unowned |
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Simon Roberts | Horner Prize Presenter | Unowned |
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Finlay Robertson | Rickshaw Driver | Unowned |
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Frank Rozelaar-Green | French Driver | Unowned |
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David Schneider | Tanner | Unowned |
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Shend | Niarchos 2 | Unowned |
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John Thomson | Foreman | Unowned |
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Don Warrington | General Secretary | Unowned |
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Rainer Wiseman | Postman | Unowned |
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Naima Stevenson | Office Worker | Unowned |
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James Boyle | Tom Cruise | Unowned |