Santa with Muscles

John Murlowski
1996-11-08

He's arrived in the St. Nick of time!
3.7
98 min

Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. A head injury causes Blake to suffer amnesia, and an opportunistic "elf" decides to convince Blake that he is indeed Santa. This leads "Santa" to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor.

Cast

Name Character Team
Hulk Hogan Blake Unowned
Ed Begley Jr. Ebner Frost Unowned
Don Stark Lenny Unowned
Robin Curtis Leslie Unowned
Clint Howard Hinkley Unowned
Mila Kunis Sarah Goutbreak
Adam Wylie Taylor Unowned
Aria Noelle Curzon Elizabeth Unowned
William Newman Chas Unowned
Jennifer Paz Helen Chu Unowned
Steve Valentine Dr. Blight Unowned
Kevin West Dr. Flint Unowned
Diane Robin Dr. Watt Unowned
Kai Ephron Dr. Vial Unowned
Garrett Morris Clayton Unowned
Robert Apisa Franco Unowned
Pierre Dulat Pierre Unowned
Eddy Donno Mr. Rapini Unowned
Andre Jamal Kinney Steven Unowned
Bentley Shuster Girl Unowned
Troy Robinson Baldie Unowned
Pete Apisa Nose Ring Unowned
Brenda Song Susan Unowned
Malone Brinton Brat Kid Unowned
Bridget Michele Mall Manager Unowned
Ed Leslie Sumo Lab Assistant Unowned
Blake Shuster Boy in Corridor Unowned