You have to be a little crazy to fall in love. Hank's downright insane.
4.594
87 min
In the seedy part of Los Angeles, a man who writes poetry has spent six months without leaving his apartment because of his paranoid delusions involving sadistic doctors, rappers, and spiders. A woman who seems to jinx things by wanting to help is dumped by her boyfriend and finds herself penniless on the streets, and soon runs afoul of a local gang. Due to a telephone glitch, the man calls her at a phone booth trying to dial a "talk line" and invites her to his place. There they must help each other to overcome their respective problems.
| Name | Character | Team | |
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Ted Raimi | Hank Stone | Unowned |
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Deborah Foreman | Nancy | Unowned |
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Bruce Campbell | Ray | Unowned |
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George Aguilar | Comet | Unowned |
| Brian McCree | Presto | Unowned | |
| Eddy Roumaya | Joker | Unowned | |
| Michelle Stacey | Billboard Woman | Unowned | |
| John Hardy | Mr. Jackson | Unowned | |
| Anna Aycox | Mailwoman | Unowned | |
| Carol Vernon | Mrs. Rabinowitz | Unowned | |
| Josefa Rigial | Mrs. Ramiriz | Unowned | |
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Philip A. Gillis | Desk Clerk | Unowned |
| Reginald Abrams | Rapper #1 | Unowned | |
| Robert Lee Walker | Rapper #2 | Unowned | |
| Wilbert Lawrence Hines | Rapper #3 | Unowned | |
| Robert Grossman | Drunk | Unowned | |
| Von Washington | Ticket Seller | Unowned | |
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John Cameron | Edgar Allen Poe | Unowned |
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Annette Sinclair | Blonde | Unowned |
| Henrietta Hermelin | Hank’s Mom | Unowned | |
| John Saunders | Uncle Al (voice) | Unowned | |
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Keegan-Michael Key | Passerby (uncredited) | Calvin and Nobbs |
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Josh Becker | Lips of Mikhail Gorbachev on Tempo Magazine Cover (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Gary Jones | Garbage Truck Driver (uncredited) | Unowned |
| Brian Rae | Mad Doctor (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Kurt Rauf | Mad Doctor (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Shannon | Street Dog | Unowned |