It'll fracture your funnybone !
6.4
86 min
In Haven Hospital, a certain men's ward is causing more havoc than the whole hospital altogether. The formidable Matron's debut gives everyone a chill every time she walks past, with only Reckitt standing up to her. There's a colonel who's a constant nuisance, a bumbling nurse, a romance between Ted York and Nurse Denton, and Bell wants his bunion removed straight away, so after a couple of pints, the men decide to remove the bunion themselves!
| Name | Character | Team | |
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Kenneth Connor | Bernie Bishop | Unowned |
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Shirley Eaton | Staff Nurse Dorothy Denton | Unowned |
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Charles Hawtrey | Humphrey Hinton | Unowned |
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Hattie Jacques | Matron | Unowned |
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Terence Longdon | Ted York | Unowned |
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Bill Owen | Percy "Perc" Hickson | Unowned |
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Leslie Phillips | Jack Bell | Unowned |
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Joan Sims | Student Nurse Stella Dawson | Unowned |
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Susan Stephen | Nurse Georgie Axwell | Unowned |
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Kenneth Williams | Oliver Reckitt | Unowned |
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Wilfrid Hyde-White | The Colonel | Unowned |
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Susan Beaumont | Nurse Frances James | Unowned |
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Ann Firbank | Nurse Helen Lloyd | Unowned |
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Joan Hickson | Sister | Unowned |
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Cyril Chamberlain | Bert Able | Unowned |
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Harry Locke | Mick | Unowned |
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Norman Rossington | Norm | Unowned |
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Brian Oulton | Henry Bray | Unowned |
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Susan Shaw | Jane Bishop | Unowned |
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Jill Ireland | Jill Thompson | Unowned |
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Irene Handl | Marge Hickson | Unowned |
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Michael Medwin | Ginger | Unowned |
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Leigh Madison | Dr. Winn | Unowned |
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John Van Eyssen | Mr. Stephens | Unowned |
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Marianne Stone | Alice Able | Unowned |
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Rosalind Knight | Student Nurse Nightingale | Unowned |
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June Whitfield | Meg | Unowned |
| Hilda Fenemore | Rhoda Bray | Unowned | |
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Frank Forsyth | John Gray | Unowned |
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Ed Devereaux | Alec Lawrence | Unowned |
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Martin Boddey | Perkins | Unowned |
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Fred Griffiths | Ambulance Man | Unowned |
| John Mathews | Tom Mayhew | Unowned | |
| Graham Stewart | George Field | Unowned | |
| Marita Constantinou | Nurse Rose Harper | Unowned | |
| Patrick Durkin | Jackson | Unowned | |
| Anthony Sagar | Ambulance Man | Unowned | |
| Shane Cordell | Attractive Nurse | Unowned | |
| Christine Ozanne | Cleaner | Unowned | |
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Lucy Griffiths | Trolley Lady | Unowned |
| Charles Stanley | Porter | Unowned | |
| David Williams | Andrew Newman | Unowned | |
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Bernard Bresslaw | Ted York's Feet (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Angela Browne | Young Nurse (uncredited) | Unowned |
| Anna Cameron | Nurse (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Jeremy Connor | Jeremy Bishop (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Renee Cunliffe | Nurse (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Jack Dearlove | Outpatient (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Raymond Glendenning | Racing Commentator (voice) (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Fred Machon | Doctor (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Lionel Pope | Doctor (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Stephanie Schiller | New Nurse (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Jimmy Scott | Porter (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| John Smart | Outpatient (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Prunella Smith | Lady (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Reg Thomason | Porter (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Winnie Wiblin | Outpatient (uncredited) | Unowned |