A High School Satire Screwball Comedy
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87 min
A homespun high school fairy tale comedy, What I Love About Concrete is a tour through the unbearable awkwardness, nascent cynicism, and disarming wonder that comprise the 11th grade experience, in a world where synchronized swimming breaks out in rundown motel pools, and dead swans are concealed in Mary Poppins-like bottomless book bags.
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Morgan Rose Stewart | Molly Whuppie | Unowned | |
| Judy Kitts | Ms. Mopsus | Unowned | |
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Ryan Masson | Clover Fox | Unowned |
| Michael Story Neimeyer | Newton Fig | Unowned | |
| Claire Faulhaber | Georgie | Unowned | |
| Markus Seaberry | Coach Kumquat | Unowned | |
| Dana Terle | Mom | Unowned | |
| Bill Baker | Dr. Cobbe | Unowned | |
| Andy Harper | Cygnus the Swan | Unowned | |
| Newman Wheat | Jeffrey Huntsberry | Unowned | |
| John Beifuss | Dad | Unowned | |
| Sara Chiego | Mrs. Reed | Unowned | |
| Kimberly Taylor Baker | Ms. Snorkelwort | Unowned | |
| Leslie Jacobs | Laura Owl | Unowned | |
| Carole F. Rowland | Scarlett Zephyr | Unowned | |
| Lisa McLeroy | Phoebe McCaw | Unowned | |
| Sunny Franklin | Black Swanson Student | Unowned | |
| Alan Stewart | Mr. Uffman | Unowned | |
| David Dohan | Molly's Brother | Unowned | |
| Sara Stephens | Black Swanson Student | Unowned | |
| Lauren Huddleston | Black Swanson Student | Unowned | |
| Justin Chatham | Black Swanson Student | Unowned | |
| Anna Talley | Black Swanson Student | Unowned | |
| Alice Buchanan | Black Swanson Student | Unowned | |
| Andrew Knote | Black Swanson Student | Unowned | |
| Tommy Kha | Black Swanson Student | Unowned | |
| Nykkoa Morris | Black Swanson Student | Unowned | |
| Christine Harber | Black Swanson Student | Unowned | |
| Paulette Reagan | Homeroom Teacher | Unowned | |
| F. Curtis Dohan, Jr. | Mr. Flowers | Unowned | |
| Jeannie Stonebrook | Ms. Butterbean | Unowned | |
| Ben Siler | Math Teacher | Unowned |