Tooken
John Asher2015-05-26
Your franchise is about to be taken.
4.103
81 min
Spoof of the "Taken" franchise. An ex-CIA agent who is now a mall security guard discovers that things are being taken from him. He must team up with his mom, also an ex-CIA agent, to defeat his rival and save his family.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Lee Tergesen | Bryan Millers | Unowned |
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Reno Wilson | Money Maker | Unowned |
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Lauren Stamile | Lenore Millers | Unowned |
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Joyce Bulifant | Edna Millers | Unowned |
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Laura-Leigh | Kim Millers | Unowned |
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Cameron Van Hoy | Jamie Dempsy | Unowned |
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Margaret Cho | Brown Finger | Unowned |
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Akon | Himself | Unowned |
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Michael Blackson | Fake Akon | Unowned |
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Ray Abruzzo | Dalmat | Unowned |
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Barbara Moore | Dirty Lady | Unowned |
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Kelly Noonan | Flight Attendant | Unowned |
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Matt Knudsen | Fireman | Unowned |
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Lauren Gores | News Reporter | Unowned |
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Monty Cox | Old Man | Unowned |
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Andrew Bowen | Doctor | Unowned |
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Julia Kate Rappaport | Little Girl | Unowned |
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Danny Jacobs | Pharmacist | Unowned |
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Da'Vone McDonald | Store Manager | Unowned |
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Whitmer Thomas | Joe | Unowned |
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Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg | Herself | Unowned |
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Donnie Wahlberg | Himself | Unowned |
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Eli Bildner | Stoner #1 | Unowned |
|
Ben Pace | Stoner #2 | Unowned |
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JC Coccoli | Party Girl #1 | Unowned |
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Krista Kalmus | Party Girl #2 | Unowned |
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Deborah Herrera | Party Girl #3 | Unowned |
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Harel Calderon | Party Patron #1 | Unowned |
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Jake McLean | Jimmy | Unowned |
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Sam Upton | Albanian Thug #1 | Unowned |
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Ido Mor | Albanian Thug #2 | Unowned |
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Nick Hermz | Albanian Thug #3 | Unowned |
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Koby Azarly | Albanian Thug #4 | Unowned |
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Nick Gracer | Albanian Thug #5 | Unowned |
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Ken Mareno | Albanian Thug #6 | Unowned |
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Marianne Taylor | Receptionist | Unowned |
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Deborah Baker Jr. | Sue | Unowned |
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Lukas Haas | Buddy #1 | Calvin and Nobbs |
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Ethan Suplee | Buddy #2 | Unowned |
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Nik Dodani | Raja | Unowned |
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Bonny | All 3 Shih Tzus (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Paxton the Dog | Aggressive Warehouse Dog (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Robert L. Wilson | Mr. Vialis (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Jennifer Rikert Wolski | Shopper (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Sian Vilaire | Housekeeper (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Luca Belloiu | Albanian Thug #7 (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Aleksey Solodov | Albanian Thug #8 (uncredited) | Unowned |