The Size of Watermelons

Kari Skogland
1997-01-17

Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut.
3.7
88 min

Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut. While attending the Venice Beach Art School, he meets Lizzy, Patrick and Gnome, who become his friends. When Alex figures out he should make a movie, he decides to do an "alternative political documentary in black and white" about Gnomes struggle to free Hawaii. He hires some brain dead film students and meets the girl of his dreams and he's all ready to make his movie. Until the first scheduled shooting date when Gnome, who has the budget, turns up missing.

Cast

Name Character Team
Paul Rudd Alex Calvin and Nobbs
Donal Logue Gnome Unowned
Donovan Leitch Patrick Unowned
Marissa Ribisi Lizzie Unowned
Ione Skye Maggie Unowned
John Enos III Leonard Unowned
Adam West Self Unowned
Tracey Walter The Vagrant Unowned
David Lee Russek Eddie Unowned
Zack Ward Skinhead Unowned
Ed Anders Bouncer Unowned
Richard Gilbert-Hill Drama Teacher Unowned
Matt Koruba Young Alex Unowned
Leila Johnson Kim Unowned
Françoise Robertson Cafe Waitress Unowned
Allan Kolman Vladimir Unowned
Christopher Reed Dealer Unowned
Jamie James Jock Unowned
Stephen Webb James Unowned
Jason NeSmith Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy Unowned
Michael Anthony Williams Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy Unowned
Nigel Mogg Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy Unowned
Jesse Dorsey Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy Unowned
Jeff Cairns Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut Unowned
Curtis Lindersmith Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut Unowned
Joe Majestik Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut Unowned
Jason Mason Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut Unowned
Grant Vanderslice Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut Unowned
Brandon Wells Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut Unowned