Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Anthony Andrews | Horner | Unowned |
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Leslie Sarony | Quack | Unowned |
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Phil Daniels | Boy | Unowned |
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Helen Mirren | Margery Pinchwife | Goutbreak |
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Michael Cochrane | Sparkish | Unowned |
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Bernard Cribbins | Pinchwife | Unowned |
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Jeremy Clyde | Harcourt | Unowned |
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John Nettleton | Sir Jasper Fidget | Unowned |
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Adrienne Corri | Lady Fidget | Unowned |