2081

Chandler Tuttle
2009-05-29

Everyone Will Finally Be Equal
6.5
25 min

2081 depicts a dystopian future in which, thanks to the 212th Amendment to the Constitution and the unceasing vigilance of the United States Handicapper General, everyone is "finally equal...." The strong wear weights, the beautiful wear masks and the intelligent wear earpieces that fire off loud noises to keep them from taking unfair advantage.

Cast

Name Character Team
James Cosmo George Bergeron Unowned
Julie Hagerty Hazel Bergeron Unowned
Armie Hammer Harrison Bergeron Hangin with Mr. Cooper
Patricia Clarkson Narrator The Free Refills
James C. Burns Lead HG Man Unowned
Yuris Skujins Stuttering TV Anchor Unowned
David Healy Replacement TV Anchor Unowned
Alina Faye Lead Ballerina Unowned
Beckie King 'Prima' Ballerina Unowned
Tammy Bruce Diana Moon Glampers Unowned