It may be the worst movie ever, but it's the best sci-fi/action/drama/horror/comedy/musical you've ever seen.
9
76 min
A robot alien. Angst-ridden teens. Cleavage-wielding soul takers. A dark overlord. A cross-dressing idiot. A pregnant 14-year-old cougar. Macho scientists. Santa Claus. Yeah, this movie has it all.
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Glenn Berggoetz | Johnny / Petey / Dr. Lars Coolman | Unowned |
| Eileen Barker | Laduelia | Unowned | |
| Stuart Goldstein | Bobby | Unowned | |
| Haidyn Janae Harvey | Erica | Unowned | |
| Bryce Foster | Brent | Unowned | |
| Christopher Irvin | Dr. Dirk Ramrod | Unowned | |
| Christine Mascolo | Angela | Unowned | |
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Kasha Fauscett | Kristin | Unowned |
| Jeff Johnson | The Dark Overlord | Unowned | |
| Jonathan Jorgensen | Santa Claus | Unowned | |
| Carla Cannalte | Debbie | Unowned | |
| Giovanna Leah | Running Woman | Unowned | |
| Jeff McBride | Grocery Boy | Unowned | |
| Jeff McBride | Abraham Lincoln | Unowned | |
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Diane Henry | Petey's Girlfriend | Unowned |