The Worst Movie Ever!

Glenn Berggoetz
2011-07-08

It may be the worst movie ever, but it's the best sci-fi/action/drama/horror/comedy/musical you've ever seen.
9
76 min

A robot alien. Angst-ridden teens. Cleavage-wielding soul takers. A dark overlord. A cross-dressing idiot. A pregnant 14-year-old cougar. Macho scientists. Santa Claus. Yeah, this movie has it all.

Cast

Name Character Team
Glenn Berggoetz Johnny / Petey / Dr. Lars Coolman Unowned
Eileen Barker Laduelia Unowned
Stuart Goldstein Bobby Unowned
Haidyn Janae Harvey Erica Unowned
Bryce Foster Brent Unowned
Christopher Irvin Dr. Dirk Ramrod Unowned
Christine Mascolo Angela Unowned
Kasha Fauscett Kristin Unowned
Jeff Johnson The Dark Overlord Unowned
Jonathan Jorgensen Santa Claus Unowned
Carla Cannalte Debbie Unowned
Giovanna Leah Running Woman Unowned
Jeff McBride Grocery Boy Unowned
Jeff McBride Abraham Lincoln Unowned
Diane Henry Petey's Girlfriend Unowned