"If you're sad, and like beer, I'm your lady."
6.7
101 min
In Depression-era Winnipeg, a legless beer baroness hosts a contest for the saddest music in the world, offering a grand prize of $25,000.
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Isabella Rossellini | Lady Helen Port-Huntley | Zac E. Chan |
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Mark McKinney | Chester Kent | Unowned |
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Maria de Medeiros | Narcissa | Unowned |
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David Fox | Fyodor Kent | Unowned |
| Ross McMillan | Roderick Kent / Gravillo the Great | Unowned | |
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Louis Negin | Blind Seer | Unowned |
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Darcy Fehr | Teddy | Unowned |
| Claude Dorge | Duncan Elksworth | Unowned | |
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Talia Pura | Mary | Unowned |
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Adriana O'Neil | Agnes | Unowned |
| Jeff Sutton | Young Chester | Unowned | |
| Graeme Valentin | Young Roderick | Unowned | |
| Maggie Nagle | Chester's Mother | Unowned | |
| Victor Cowie | Man in Bar | Unowned | |
| Jessica Burleson | Lady's Secretary | Unowned | |
| Wayne Nicklas | Boardmember | Unowned | |
| Nancy Drake | American Mother | Unowned | |
| David Gillies | American Father | Unowned | |
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Daphne Korol | Widow | Unowned |
| Jeff Skinner | Reverend | Unowned | |
| Craig Aftanas | Old Sleepwalker | Unowned | |
| Miles Boisselle | Guard | Unowned | |
| Brock MacGregor | Roderick's Son | Unowned |