Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Gabe Kaplan | Leland Irving | Unowned |
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Bernadette Peters | Rutanya Wallace | Unowned |
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Henry Gibson | Maurice Avocado | Unowned |
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Al Waxman | Bert Irving | Unowned |
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Dave Boxer | Dr. Carl Walburn | Unowned |
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Victor Désy | Answering Service Manager | Unowned |
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Harry Hill | Pruitt | Unowned |
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Monique Bélisle | Paulette | Unowned |
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Richard Comar | Customer #1 | Unowned |
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Greg Van Riel | Customer #2 | Unowned |
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Sean McCann | Roger | Unowned |
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Marilyn Innes | Cocktail Waitress | Unowned |
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Elaine Labrie | Punk Rock Girl | Unowned |
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Terrance P. Coady | Man in Jail | Unowned |
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Gayle Garfinkle | Hospital Nurse | Unowned |
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Jazzmin Lausanne | Metermaid | Unowned |
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Doris Malcolm | Lady Patient | Unowned |
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William Blaylock | Hallway Man | Unowned |
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Mary Lou Basaraba | Dr. Walburn's Receptionist | Unowned |
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Dave Patrick | Minister | Unowned |
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Arthur Corber | Pharmacist | Unowned |
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Cid Darrow Dixon | Gunshop Counter Man | Unowned |
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Howard Ulley | Bouncer | Unowned |
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Jack Creley | Florist (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Malcolm Nelthorpe | Surgeon (uncredited) | Unowned |