Have a baby ... or lose a fortune
2.8
90 min
In this silly soft-core sex comedy, Tony Kenyon is Custer Firkeshaw, the owner of a girlie magazine. He stands to inherit a fortune… If he can get married and have a baby within a year. When he (and his relatives) find out from his doctor that he only has 13 more…uh, attempts-at-procreating left in him, the relatives set out to ensure that he uses them all up, so that they can inherit the property.
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Mark Jones | Peter | Unowned |
| Alan Selwyn | Bernie Selby | Unowned | |
| Margaret Burton | Aunt Sophie | Unowned | |
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Raymond Young | Uncle Clifton | Unowned |
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David Pugh | Cousin Henry | Unowned |
| Maggie Wright | Sybil | Unowned | |
| Jennifer Westbrook | Miranda | Unowned | |
| Bobby Sparrow | Beryl | Unowned | |
| Heather Deeley | Intruder | Unowned | |
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Ron Cook | Telegram Boy | Unowned |
| Andee Cromarty | 2nd Old Lady | Unowned | |
| Candida Hershman | Nurse Lashing | Unowned | |
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Andrea Allan | 1st Old Lady | Unowned |
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Cosey Fanni Tutti | Gas Girl | Unowned |
| Paula Martin | Jane | Unowned |