Tales from the Crapper

Lloyd Kaufman
2004-01-29

Twice the monsters! Twice the fat guys! Twice the lesbians! Twice the boobies!
4.4
90 min

The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.

Cast

Name Character Team
Julie Strain Ivanna Dance / Demanda Unowned
Lloyd Kaufman The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice) Unowned
Arban Ornelas Soul Stripper (as Arban) Unowned
Masuimi Max Sexy Asian Vampire Unowned
Kevin Eastman Travis Dance Unowned
Rob Zazzali Timmy Unowned
Joel Himelhoch Chief Doublestump Unowned
Elwood Carlisle Private Dick Sam Black Unowned
Jorge Garcia Racoon Head Unowned
Randy Sklar News Anchor Unowned
Jason Sklar News Anchor Unowned
Debbie Rochon Zelda Lipschitz / Herself Unowned
Joe Fleishaker Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm Unowned
James Gunn Himself Unowned
Elizabeth Johnson James' Assistant Unowned
India Allen Sally Sterks Unowned
Ronn Surels Deke the Red Herring Unowned
Antonia Dorian Larry the Stripper Unowned
Isabelle Stephen Lesbian Art Student #1 Unowned
Kelli Powers Lesbian Art Student #2 Unowned
Jamie Greco Surly Crack-Head Trannie Unowned
Ron Jeremy Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt) Unowned
Trey Parker Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz) Unowned
Timothy Muskatell Guy Who Finds the Space Ship Unowned
Josh Taylor Fake Zit Guy Unowned
Ted Raimi Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson) Unowned
John Williamette Guy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy Unowned
Adam Jahnke Purse Snatcher Unowned
James Ojala Monster Meat Unowned
Paul Salamoff Office Chair Victim Unowned
Kevin Thigpen Black Guy #2 Unowned
Gared Williams Bouncer Unowned
Trent Haaga Guy at the Party Unowned
Ramzi Abed Guy at the Party Unowned
Lizzy Strain Party Goer Unowned
Eli Roth Party Goer Unowned
Doug Sakmann Party Goer Unowned
Stephen Blackehart Himself (uncredited) Unowned
Crystal Cartwright Woman on Balcony (uncredited) Unowned
Wes Craven Party Goer (uncredited) Unowned
New Found Glory New Found Glory Unowned
Mark Gagliardi People at the Party Unowned
Tamela People at the Party Unowned
Smokey Miles Party Goer Unowned
James Lynch Party Goer Unowned
Leroy Patterson Party Goer Unowned
Phil Haney Party Goer Unowned
Penny Folger People at the Party Unowned
Paul Malcolm Pruett Party Goer Unowned
Nicole Talley People at the Party (as Nicolle Talley) Unowned
Heather Darling People at the Party Unowned
Lisa Michelle Axelrod Voice Over Unowned
J.D. Brown Party Goer Unowned
Lenora Claire Party Goer Unowned
Josi Kat Self Unowned
Arban Ornelas Soul Stripper Unowned
D.M. Schofield Lesbian Vampire Unowned
Zafer UlKucu People at the Party Unowned
Gabriel Friedman Strip Bar Announcer / Larry / Deacon / Oliver Stone (voice) (uncredited) Unowned
Marc Gras (uncredited) Unowned
Edward Havens Party Announcer (voice) (uncredited) Unowned
Chris Lanphear Sgt.Kabukiman / Rapist (voice) (uncredited) Unowned
Sam Macaroni Mr. Freaky (uncredited) Unowned
Terryn Westbrook Door Girl (uncredited) Unowned