Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Jonathan Meades | Himself - Presenter / Various Characters | Unowned |
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Christopher Biggins | Quiz Master / Lop Ears/ Various | Unowned |
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Michael Fenton Stevens | Taxi Driver | Unowned |
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Matthew Ashforde | Bullfighter / Mad Hater / Bouncer | Unowned |
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Katharine Page | Old Alice | Unowned |
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Malcolm McNeill | Blind Man / Neanderthal | Unowned |
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Nicola Morris | Game Show Assistant | Unowned |
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Tara Flanagan | Nun #1 | Unowned |
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Chloe Billington | Nun #2 / Nymph | Unowned |
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Lucy Tones | Nun #3 | Unowned |
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Chris Newland | Crucified Rabbit / Jeweller | Unowned |
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Alan Denman | Salvador Dali | Unowned |
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Simon Mulligan | Orange Pianist | Unowned |
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Graham Millar | Blue Faced Man | Unowned |
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Coral Meades | Young Alice | Unowned |
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Tarek Farag | President Mobutu | Unowned |
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Sonia Farrugia | Margaret Thatcher | Unowned |
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Lenny Fowler | General De Gaulle | Unowned |
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Janet Cook | Game Show Contestant | Unowned |
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David Cook | Game Show Contestant | Unowned |
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Christian Adams | Thor | Unowned |
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Peter Clarke | Male Nun | Unowned |
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Sylvia Bradbury | Lady in Deckchair | Unowned |
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Pat Dubuisson | Lady in Deckchair | Unowned |
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Rosemary Bailey | Lady in Deckchair | Unowned |
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Betty Kendrew | Lady in Church | Unowned |
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Linda Collier | Lady in Church | Unowned |
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Eileen Leighton | Lady in Church | Unowned |
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Candida Gubbins | Voiceover Artist | Unowned |
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Lawrence Kennedy | Voiceover Artist (voice) | Unowned |
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John McBlain | Voiceover Artist (voice) | Unowned |
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Candida Gubbins | Voiceover Artist (voice) | Unowned |
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Keith Allen | Himself | Unowned |
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Marie Helvin | Herself | Unowned |
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Kathy Lette | Herself | Unowned |
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Marco Pierre White | Himself | Unowned |
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Gary Rhodes | Himself | Unowned |
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Janet Street-Porter | Herself | Unowned |
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Max Ernst | Himself (archive footage) | Unowned |
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Luis Buñuel | Himself (archive footage) | Unowned |
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Nicole Faraday | Lotte | Unowned |