When you're dead and too stupid to know it...
5.5
90 min
Bizarre and unspeakable events begin unfolding at Yorktown, North Dakota Vo-Tech, where cheerleading coach Rebecca and new biology teacher Alex Sharpe "join forces" to face the evil. A pitch-forked farmer and a doom-saying Elvis foretell the outlandish horror to come when classrooms turn to bloody battlegrounds pitting teacher against pupil, leading our two valiant heroes on a hilarious, nightmarish adventure to discover the terrifying truth behind the carnage, madness and devilishly sexy goings-on.
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
| James Freeman | Alex Sharpe | Unowned | |
| Brenda Gnerer | Rebecca McGillicudy | Unowned | |
| Lori Barrett | Patty Pestilence | Unowned | |
| Kelly Jones | Flelecia Famine | Unowned | |
| Shawna Johnson | Wanda War | Unowned | |
| Angie Jones | Principal Betty | Unowned | |
| Karl Roman | Malcolm | Unowned | |
| Sarah Gnerer | Darla Death | Unowned |