Schuks Tshabalala's Survival Guide to South Africa

Gray Hofmeyr
2010-05-28


5.5
91 min

Leon Schuster or “Schuks Tshabalala” and Shorty (Alfred Ntombela) intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to SA for the World Cup. Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to SA very seriously. Shorty, as usual, is his best friend, assistant and conscience. The students include ”Heinz” from Germany, “Yoti” from Greece, “Jean-Pierre” from France, “Koert” from The Netherlands, “Rajin” from India, “Maggie” from Ireland and “Xing Xang” from China, among others. They are genuinely eager to learn about SA, so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige. What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in SA as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors.

Cast

Name Character Team
Leon Schuster Dr. Schuks Tshabalala / Various Unowned
Alfred Ntombela Alf (Shorty) Unowned
Sean Higgs Heinz Unowned
Brent Palmer Zach Unowned
Tanit Phoenix Sexy Nurse Unowned
Matthew Dylan Roberts Jean Pierre Unowned
Siobhan Hodgson Maggie Unowned
Emily Child Marge Unowned
Karl Jansen Yoti Unowned
Maria Velanac Yugi Unowned
Brent Palmer Zach Unowned
Helen Li Chow Fang Unowned
Guilherme escobar Jose Unowned
Mehboob Bawa Rajin Unowned
Shirley Nixon Melon lady Unowned
Ronald France Melon man Unowned
Chris April Spaza owner Unowned
Elton Jansen Singing beggar Unowned
Marilyn Persson Sister Naude Unowned
Alistair Davis Airbag guy Unowned
Sarah-Kate Seaward House owner Unowned
Paddy Cavanagh Old lady in car park Unowned
Oliver Bailey Spaza shop thief Unowned
Gray Hofmeyr BEE guy Unowned
Sarah Muhoho Woman in labour Unowned
Sean Redpath Italian holiday maker Unowned
Duncan Wheatley Vuvuzela guy Unowned
Alan Boesak Self Unowned
Rob van Vuuren Self Unowned
Helen Zille Self Unowned
Peter de Villiers Self Unowned