Gay Jesus

Paul McAroni
2015-12-24

Jesus' homoerotic final days are relived on the silver screen, where lust, jealousy, and homophobia are revealed to be the real motives behind his execution!
5.5
41 min

Once upon a time in a cheap Jerusalem hotel room, Jesus and Judas are spending their time away from Nazareth between hot, sweaty, carnal love and preparing sermons for Jesus' growing fanbase. Enter Mary Magdalene, jealousy, Satan, and the Romans, and the once-perfect love affair between Judas and Jesus becomes a hellish ring of fire, leading Judas to betray his beloved Christ and the Romans to punish everyone for trying to turn everyone gay.

Cast

Name Character Team
Jarod Thayne Jesus Christ Unowned
Sam Hays Judas Unowned
Richard Chandler Satan Unowned
Nikki Hentz Mary Magdalene Unowned
James Baglini Pontius Pilate Unowned
Calvin Braxton Fornicus Unowned
Chris Jordan Penicus Unowned
Aurora Grabill Demon Bitch 1 Unowned
Jordan Gillam Demon Bitch 2 Unowned
Dave Sullivan Hollywoodus Ballsus Unowned
John Ewing Roman Guard 1 Unowned
Jorge Rivas Roman Guard 3 Unowned
Antonio Anderson Roman Guard 4 Unowned
Ray DiNitto Roman Guard 6 Unowned
Maurice Andrew Toole Roman Guard 6 Unowned
Michael McCarthy Roman Guard 2 Unowned