4.167
65 min
A mother lives in a trailer in the woods with her daughters Emily and Kandi. After Emily and Kandi are abducted by a nefarious group of pirates who reside in an empty swimming pool, the mother must embark on a perilous journey into the dangerous forest in order to save them. The mother encounters singing transvestites, a lesbian gang, a sect of homosexual monks, and a helpful dwarf named Derek on her trek to find her daughters.
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Clair Dia | Emily | Unowned |
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Kandi Johnson | Kandi | Unowned |
| Margo St. James | Head Dyke (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Barry Vane | Captain's Man - Maroon Shirt | Unowned |
| Dale Meador | Older Priest | Unowned | |
| Robert | Darek the dwarf (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Tyler Reynolds | Captain | Unowned |