Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead

Jordan Galland
2009-01-19

Death. It's not for everyone.
4.4
89 min

Julian Marsh is an out of work ladies' man who lands a job directing a bizarre adaptation of Hamlet. After casting his best friend and his ex-girlfriend in the show, Julian finds himself in the middle of a two thousand year old conspiracy that explains the connection between Shakespeare, the Holy Grail and some seriously sexy vampires. It turns out that the play was actually written by a master vampire name Theo Horace and it's up to Julian to recover the Grail in order to reverse the vampire's curse...If only being undead wasn't so much God-damned fun!

Cast

Name Character Team
Jake Hoffman Julian Marsh Unowned
Devon Aoki Anna Unowned
Geneva Carr Charlotte Lawrence Unowned
Kris Lemche Vince Unowned
John Ventimiglia Theo Horace / Horatio Unowned
Waris Ahluwalia Hugo Pepper Unowned
Azie Tesfai Zadeska Unowned
Carmen Goodine Lyuba Unowned
Ralph Macchio Bobby Bianchi Unowned
Joey Kern Hamlet Unowned
Jeremy Sisto Detective Wimbly Unowned
Chip Zien Unowned
Graeme Malcolm Mr. Liden Unowned