Hayseed

Andrew Hayes
1997-09-17


1
93 min

In this Canadian Candide update, orphan Gordie (Jamie Shannon) lives with his hippie aunts at a quiet Porridge Glenn farm. When his beagle Speedoh is lost, a call from a psychic suggests a search in Toronto, where hayseed meets hooker wannabe Heidi (Sarain Boylan). She introduces him to two past-porn performers (Shelly Mars, Scott Thompson), the former stars of "Who's Afraid of Vagina Woolf?" Hick Gordie seems destined for street hustling and boogie nights after encountering a gay band that raises AIDS-research money by selling Gordie off to a sleazeball pimp (Alex Karzis). At this juncture, however, Heidi hatches a plan to reunite Gordie and Speedoh.

Cast

Name Character Team
Jamie Shannon Gordie Unowned
Deborah Theaker Judy Unowned
Stuart Bailey Andy Warhol Unowned
Christine Bellini Marge Unowned
Paul Bellini Gordie's Dad Unowned
Sarain Boylan Heidi Unowned
Bruce Deller Mr. Black Laquer Unowned
Marc Hickox Emile Unowned
Elva Mai Hoover Auntie Charity Unowned
Alex Karzis Slim Unowned
Bruce LaBruce Mr. Chartreuse Unowned
Dan Lett Liam Burbage Unowned
Daniel MacIvor Mr. Taupe Unowned
Shelly Mars Rita Unowned
Steve McKay Speedo (voice) Unowned
Mark McKinney Alien Doctor Unowned
Trout McNally Baby Unowned
Dan Redican The Saddest Man in the World Unowned
Jeff Rogers Trevor Unowned
Scott Thompson J.D. Wood Unowned
Maria Vacratsis Auntie Prudence Unowned