Up 'n' Under

John Godber
1998-01-23

Six Men. One Woman. No Balls.
5.1
99 min

The Cobblers Arms have been the best and most feared Amateur Rugby League team for the past ten years. Ex-pro Arthur bets their boss that he could train a bunch of deadbeats to defeat them in a local rugby sevens tournament. But to do so he must first get them into shape with the help of the very attractive Hazel Scott.

Cast

Name Character Team
Gary Olsen Arthur Hoyle Unowned
Samantha Womack Hazel Scott Unowned
Neil Morrissey Steve Unowned
Ralph Brown Phil Unowned
Richard Ridings Frank Unowned
Adrian Hood Tommy Unowned
David MacCreedy Tony Unowned
Griff Rhys Jones Ray Mason, Radio York commentator Unowned
Tony Slattery Reg Welch Unowned
Jane Thornton Doreen Hoyle Unowned
John Thomson Stan Unowned
Susan Tully June Unowned
Brian Glover Jack, Doreen's Father Unowned
Jenny Jules Carol Unowned
Nicholas Lane Colin West Unowned
Maria Pastel Vicky Unowned
Polly Jackson Betty Unowned
Iain Rogerson Ambulance Man Unowned
Adam Fogerty Wayne, Cobbler's Arms Team Unowned
Matt Andrews Scott, Cobbler's Arms Team Unowned
Gethyn Mills Cute, Cobbler's Arms Team Unowned
Terry Arnold Muscles, Cobbler's Arms Team Unowned
David Issac Crusher, Cobbler's Arms Team Unowned
Rob Justice Skylab, Cobbler's Arms Team Unowned
Gareth Jones Slash, Cobbler's Arms Team Unowned
Keith Jamal Evans Beefy, Cobbler's Arms Team Unowned
Nigel Jones Crunch, Cobbler's Arms Team Unowned
Petrina Phillips Female Boxer Unowned
Ayshen Phillips Female Boxer Unowned
Gareth Howells Boxing Referee Unowned
Ray Gravell 1st Referee Unowned
Ron Mills 2nd Referee Unowned
Mark Thomas 3rd Referee Unowned
Elizabeth Godber Little Girl Unowned