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86 min
Bronze is a down on his luck thespian who needs a break badly. Literally living off his one recognizable moment in the TV cop show Boys in Blue (he played a TV stealing criminal), he spends his days hustling, his nights arguing with his live-in companion, a transvestite Christian rock wannabe. After a beer can robbery goes wrong, Bronze gets his songwriting pal an audition. When that falls through, he hits rock bottom. A bout with cellphone-induced ear cancer and an incident with a haphazardly thrown can of soup seals his sad fate.
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Miles Dougal | Bronze Bronzeman | Unowned | |
| Walt Dongo | Pew | Unowned | |
| Bill Tyree | Bufo the Casting Director | Unowned | |
| Walter Patterson | Unowned | ||
| Greg Wells | Unowned | ||
| Tiffany Naylor | The Only Hooker in Town | Unowned | |
| Sir 'Bigfoot' George | BigFoot | Unowned | |
| Joey Murcia | Benny | Unowned | |
| Rocky Suicidal Mary | Unowned | ||
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Giuseppe Andrews | Unowned | |
| Marybeth Spychalski | Unowned |