Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Lenny Henry | Lenny/Michael Jackson/Prince | Unowned |
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Bill Paterson | Dr Gold | Unowned |
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Dawn French | Driving Instructor | Unowned |
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Barry Norman | Self | Unowned |
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Ram John Holder | Uncle Norman | Unowned |
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Peter Tilbury | Dentist | Unowned |
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Patsy Rowlands | Royalist Housewife | Unowned |
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Ben Cole | Journalist/Blob/Salesman | Unowned |
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Colin McFarlane | Journalist/Dave | Unowned |
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Geoffrey McGivern | Journalist/Emperor | Unowned |
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Brian Pettifer | Journalist/Dave | Unowned |
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Danny John-Jules | Gary | Unowned |
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Tim Dry | Mime Artist/Betting Clerk | Unowned |
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Jean Campbell-Dallas | Old Lady | Unowned |
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Stephen Marcus | Policeman/Roman Guard | Unowned |
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Duncan Duff | Vicar | Unowned |
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Julian Littman | Iroquois Indian | Unowned |
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Imogen Claire | Receptionist | Unowned |
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Leon Black | Child Lenny | Unowned |
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Jakko Jakszyk | Engineer | Unowned |
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Leyton Summers | Elvis | Unowned |