If it's your boss's birthday, you'd better get him a present
1.8
87 min
In 1957 Brooklyn, small-time mobster George and his sidekick Dip realize they've forgotten the birthday of mob boss Joey, so they engage the services of prostitute Glorice. Joey's reaction to Glorice gives George a promotion, and he's installed as Joey's assistant. George makes the discovery that gender-bent Glorice is not exactly a woman after all. The problem gets worse: Joey intends to marry Glorice, but she plans to blackmail him after the wedding.
| Name | Character | Team | |
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David Proval | George Gianfranco | Unowned |
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Tony Sirico | Joey "The Heart" Aorta | Unowned |
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Candis Cayne | Glorice Kalsheim | Unowned |
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Dan Moran | Dip McKenzie | Unowned |
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Jerry Grayson | Frank Briles | Unowned |
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Marlene Forte | Chica | Unowned |
| Bruno Iannone | Ruffo | Unowned | |
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Frank Adonis | Maderiaga | Unowned |
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Nick Raio | Rivello | Unowned |
| Frank Lombardi | Glasso | Unowned | |
| Lenny Steinline | Draft Detective | Unowned | |
| Lisa Thayer | Waitress | Unowned | |
| Lee Wong | Chinese Cook | Unowned | |
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Will Hare | Father Doyle | Unowned |
| John Marcus Powell | Gregory Kirk | Unowned | |
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William Jess Russell | Swede Carlson | Unowned |
| George Pollock | Doctor | Unowned | |
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Ken Prymus | Friendly Sam | Unowned |
| Gerry Cooney | Mickey The Baker | Unowned | |
| Benjamin Butler | Bartender | Unowned | |
| Roderick Dudley | Sailor #1 | Unowned | |
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Christopher Burns | Sailor #2 | Unowned |
| Juliana Franucus | Dr. Stockmann | Unowned | |
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Kirsty Hinchcliffe | Captain Horster | Unowned |
| Emma Leybin | High Society Woman | Unowned | |
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Shauna Earp | Midwestern Woman | Unowned |
| Lisa Kolasa | Woman with Bad Teeth | Unowned | |
| Priscilla Sommer | Beatnik | Unowned | |
| Marcy Lovitch | Jewish Woman | Unowned | |
| Coleen Christian | Sorority Woman | Unowned | |
| Mickey Smith | Messenger Boy | Unowned | |
| Salvatore Paul Piro | Chalky Bergamo | Unowned | |
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John Tormey | Di Marco | Unowned |
| Will Buchanan | Foreman | Unowned | |
| Guy Rose | Dockworker #1 | Unowned | |
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Chuck Ardezzone | Dockworker #2 | Unowned |
| David Conley | Dockworker #3 | Unowned | |
| Jeff Trimarchi | Dockworker #4 | Unowned | |
| Mario Macaluso | Mortician | Unowned | |
| Michelle Bell | Beauty Shop Woman #1 | Unowned | |
| Fil Fernandez | Beauty Shop Woman #2 | Unowned | |
| Nathalie Molineri | French Woman | Unowned | |
| Stewart Quealy | "Beefcake" Sailor | Unowned | |
| Ching Foster | Adopted Child | Unowned | |
| Imani Johnson | Adopted Child | Unowned | |
| Tisi Bonita | Adopted Child | Unowned | |
| Jack Noone Jr. | Adopted Child | Unowned | |
| Draidyl Roberts | Strip Joint Announcer (voice) | Unowned | |
| Teresa Della Vall | Stripper (voice) | Unowned | |
| Marty Gamacavallo | Baseball Announcer (voice) | Unowned |