I Hate Kids

John Asher
2019-01-18

3 words made him famous. 3 days will change his life.
5.7
89 min

Nick Pearson is a life-long bachelor who is finally settling down. On the brink of his wedding he is surprised to find he has a 13 year old son who has come to find his him through the help of a psychic. The problem is Nick can't stand kids and would happily send the boy back to live with his biological mother, except that no one has any clue who that might be. Having nowhere to turn Nick must hit the road with the boy and the neurotic, inept psychic to track down dozens of his disgraced ex-flings to whom he must ask the awkward question - with very mixed results.

Cast

Name Character Team
Tom Everett Scott Nick Pearson Unowned
Tituss Burgess The Amazing Fabular Unowned
Julian Feder Mason Unowned
Rachel Boston Sydney Bartlett Unowned
Rhea Seehorn Kelly Unowned
Andrew Bowen Richard Unowned
Julie Ann Emery Joanna Unowned
Maria de Lourdes Severny Carla Intinoli Unowned
Emily De Margheriti Daisy Unowned
Arden Myrin Janice Bodicker Unowned
Chris Levine Winifred 'Winny'/Freddy Unowned
Marisa Tomei Christine Hurley Goutbreak
Beth Riesgraf Schyler Cross Unowned
Ray Abruzzo Walter Unowned
Joyce Bulifant Betty Bartlett Unowned
Roger Perry Phil Bartlett Unowned
Bryan Batt Reverend McGooley Unowned
Nathan Arenas Frankie Unowned
Michael McHale Deejay Unowned
Lewie Bartone Chaz Unowned
Johnny Visotcky Jimmy Unowned
Bo Foxworth Dad Unowned
Jeris Poindexter Attendant Unowned
Patrice Barrie Old Annie Unowned
Rico E. Anderson CHP Officer Unowned
Daisy Traina Karate Girl Unowned
David Loden Delivery Room Doctor Unowned
Tiffany Yvonne Cox Delivery Room Nurse #1 Unowned
Mary Hollis Inboden Delivery Room Nurse #2 Unowned
Todd Traina Psychic #1 Unowned
Kimberly Blair Psychic #2 Unowned
Rachel McHale Psychic #3 Unowned
John Landis Psychic #4 Unowned
Olivia Levine Psychic #5 Unowned
Ben Begley Security Guard Unowned