Crime is a disease. Meet the condom.
7
97 min
After losing his partner in a blazing gunfight, Australian renegade supercop Lieutenant Jangles goes on an explosive and blood-soaked mission to avenge his death… And maybe possibly also save Brisbane City from a sinister conspiracy involving kidnapped beefcakes. And he hangs dong.
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Matt Dickie | Lieutenant Jangles | Unowned | |
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Tamara McLaughlin | The Woman | Unowned |
| Daniel Mulhall | Wheels | Unowned | |
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Justin Gerardin | Gonzales | Unowned |
| Jack McGirr | Baron Von Schmidt | Unowned | |
| Harry Piaggio | Dieter | Unowned | |
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Graham K. Furness | The Chief | Unowned |
| Gregory Kelly | Anti Pig | Unowned | |
| Scott Young | Jurgensen | Unowned | |
| James Topp | Rimmer | Unowned | |
| Timo Bardsley | Hans | Unowned | |
| Salvatore Merenda | Uncle Sal | Unowned | |
| Daniel Cordery | Mark | Unowned | |
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Andrew Dickens | Dickens | Unowned |
| Peter Hartwig | Ultimate Beefcake | Unowned | |
| Pascal Champeaux | Angry French Chef | Unowned | |
| Teboni Carlisle | Gonzales Babe #2 | Unowned | |
| Chantelle Murray | Gonzales Babe #1 | Unowned | |
| Shannon Lindsay | Gonzales Babe #3 | Unowned | |
| Anna Livya Goncalves | Gonzales Babe #4 | Unowned | |
| Jim Wheeler | Beautiful Bartender Man | Unowned | |
| Otto Bots | Token Goon | Unowned | |
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Donnie Baxter | Experimental Beefcake | Unowned |
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Chris Bridgewater | Brave Beefcake | Unowned |
| Cameron Clark | Deano Spaghetti | Unowned | |
| Marty Pearson | Tracksuit Stoner | Unowned | |
| Kevin Ceh | Guts Goon | Unowned | |
| Christo Barrett-Hall | Dr. Christo Schwänze | Unowned | |
| Steve Mack | Goon | Unowned |