Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Sonny Bono | Self (archive footage) | Unowned |
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Dick Cheney | Self (archive footage) | Unowned |
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Gerald Ford | Self (President of the USA) (archive footage) | Unowned |
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Stacey Mead | Narration | Unowned |
|
Frank Olson | Self (archive footage) | Unowned |
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Donald Rumsfeld | Self (archive footage) | Unowned |