Cruise of the Gods
Declan Lowney2002-12-23
4.8
90 min
Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Rob Brydon | Andy Van Allen | Unowned |
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Steve Coogan | Nick Lee | Goutbreak |
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David Walliams | Jeff Monks | Unowned |
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James Corden | Russell | Unowned |
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Philip Jackson | Hugh Bispham | Unowned |
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Niall Buggy | Graham Ball | Unowned |
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Helen Coker | Jenny | Unowned |
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Rachel Shelley | Yasmina | Unowned |
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Jack Jones | Himself | Unowned |
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Brian Conley | Himself | Unowned |
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Robin Weaver | Vivienne | Unowned |
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Daniel Cerqueira | Daniel | Unowned |
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Matt Whitelock | Neil | Unowned |
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Julian Field | Billy's Time Bike Fan | Unowned |
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Arturo Venegas | Captain Koulouris | Unowned |
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Di Botcher | Mrs Hatcher | Unowned |
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Gray O'Brien | 'Casualty' Doctor | Unowned |
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Lisa McNaught | Gemma Clay | Unowned |
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Gavan O'Herlihy | Mickey | Unowned |
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Shelley Blond | PA Romy | Unowned |
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Tom Alexopoulos | Jim Schneider | Unowned |
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Paul Mark Elliott | Castor Voice Over | Unowned |
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Jake Broder | Lloyd | Unowned |
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Russell Brand | Woolly Hat Fan | Unowned |
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Vasilis Panayi | Photographer | Unowned |
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Cole Borris | One-eyed Child | Unowned |
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Dallas Messias | Jack Jones Fan | Unowned |
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Andrew McHale | Pool 'Castormind' Fan | Unowned |
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Ugo Mazin | 'Watson' | Unowned |
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Ian Robertson | 'Ponytailed Scumbag' | Unowned |
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Lisa Wood | Child of Castor | Unowned |
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John Buss | Child of Castor | Unowned |
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Tino Clarke | Child of Castor | Unowned |
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Lucy Pickard | Child of Castor | Unowned |
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Stewart White | Child of Castor | Unowned |
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Stephanie Barrows | Children of Castor Fan | Unowned |
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Phillip Cattermole | Children of Castor Fan | Unowned |
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Bernard Coogan | Children of Castor Fan | Unowned |
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Karen Dunne | Children of Castor Fan | Unowned |
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Gillian Glanvil | Children of Castor Fan | Unowned |
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Michelle Greaves | Children of Castor Fan | Unowned |
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Marie Hogle | Children of Castor Fan | Unowned |
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Dean Martin | Children of Castor Fan | Unowned |
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Maxine Robertson | Children of Castor Fan | Unowned |
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Janet Silmon | Children of Castor Fan (as Janet Silman) | Unowned |
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Fritz Aardvark Bragpuss | Children of Castor Fan | Unowned |