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What do you do when you fall into a vat of Viagra, and your entire body turns hard as a rock? Start a league of tawdry superheroes, of course! The invincible Doc Mild teams up with walking cell phone Chip Martin, genius Math McCue, and the obnoxious voice of Pamela Mae Sweet to fight the All-Crazy terrorist network. But their employer, President Douche of the United States of Martica, is hiding a dangerous secret. Will the "Tight 50" hold off the evildoers long enought to discover the sinister plan? And just what is the Leader of the Free World Market carrying in that little black box?
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Robin Gabrielli | Doc Mild | Unowned | |
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John Shanahan | Chip Martin | Unowned |
| Diane Mela | Pamela Mae Sweet | Unowned | |
| Steve Mullahoo | Math McCue | Unowned | |
| Lorna Nogueira | Mrs. Douche | Unowned | |
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Eric Bruno Borgman | Dunz | Unowned |
| Michael Legge | President Douche | Unowned | |
| Stacy Armstrong | Miffi Neal | Unowned | |
| James Porter | Professor Wagstaff | Unowned | |
| Ed Dunn | Dr. Triclops | Unowned | |
| Bunny Porter | Barbara Sog | Unowned | |
| Cherry Lynn Zinger | Sim Moroshi | Unowned | |
| Kimber Lynn Zinger | Kim Moroshi | Unowned | |
| Steve Paulovich | Terrorist | Unowned | |
| B.J. McCoy | Terrorist | Unowned | |
| Jan Nargi | Terrorist | Unowned | |
| Ed Eck | Terrorist | Unowned | |
| Todd Miller | Mr. Fishbreath | Unowned | |
| Ticia Low | Felicia Feckless | Unowned | |
| Suzanne Taylor | Tanya Nuisance | Unowned | |
| Phil Fougere | Mayor Ghoulish | Unowned | |
| Don Paul Nogueira | Robber | Unowned | |
| Celia Taylor | Puzzle Victim | Unowned | |
| Lois Taylor | Puzzle Victim | Unowned | |
| Peter Chase | Puzzle Victim | Unowned | |
| Cheryl Miller | Puzzle Victim | Unowned | |
| Dawn Chase | Puzzle Victim | Unowned | |
| Joe Sherlock | Don Chaney, Jr. | Unowned | |
| Evette Sherlock | Nurse | Unowned |