You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine
Coluche1977-10-19
4.78
92 min
Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Coluche | Le roi Gros Pif Ier | Unowned |
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Dominique Lavanant | La reine Madeleine | Unowned |
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Anémone | La cousine Lucienne | Unowned |
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Martin Lamotte | Le bouffon | Unowned |
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Michel Blanc | Antremont | Unowned |
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Roland Giraud | Le duc d'Orléans | Unowned |
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Gérard Jugnot | Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires | Unowned |
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Gérard Lanvin | Le chevalier blanc | Unowned |
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Thierry Lhermitte | Le héraut d'armes | Unowned |
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Marie-Anne Chazel | La reine de Flandre | Unowned |
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Philippe Bruneau | Le duc d'Ambise | Unowned |
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Michel Puterflam | Le radoteur | Unowned |
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Philippe Manesse | Philippe de Boynet | Unowned |
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Christian Spillemaecker | Christian de Boynet | Unowned |
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Jacques Canselier | L'excité | Unowned |
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François Dyrek | Le second tavernier | Unowned |
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Jean-Louis Tristan | Le troisième tavernier | Unowned |
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Roger Riffard | Père L'Auriot | Unowned |
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Luis Rego | Le second capitaine des mousquetaires | Unowned |
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Fernand Guiot | Le Belge | Unowned |
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Véronique K. Colucci | Une favorite du roi | Unowned |
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Roberto | Le nain | Unowned |
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Christian Clavier | Le conteur (voice) | Unowned |
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Georges Adet | Le vieux prisonnier | Unowned |
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Georges Ass | Un homme-assiette | Unowned |
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Lucien Charbonnier | Un homme-assiette | Unowned |
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Louis Dubois | Le pince-fesse | Unowned |
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Robert Le Béal | Un homme distingué | Unowned |
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Ernest Menzer | Un homme distingué | Unowned |
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Bruno Moynot | Un invité du roi qui doit faire ... | Unowned |
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Jean-Jacques | Le roi de Flandre | Unowned |