Damselvis, Daughter of Helvis

John Michael McCarthy
1994-01-08

Invictus Hubba Hubba
7
67 min

While delivering an apocalyptic message to his sect, the unearthly Black Jesus orders his leather-clad, biker converts to destroy the pagan mistress Damselvis before she can raise her father, the fabled rock and roll deity Helvis, from the dead. When a sheltered, country schoolgirl named Isla M. (Sherry Lynn Garris) is nearly butchered by Black Jesus’ murderous disciple Candy (Ghetty Chasun), she is miraculously reborn as the fringe-adorned, Harley riding Damselvis; who promptly embarks on a pilgrimage to Memphis, spreading the gospel along the way by disseminating Helvis records to a burgeoning and ardent congregation of fans. Once Helvis is resurrected from his pyramid tomb, he must confront the monstrous Woofman in a final battle to the death to determine the religious rites for the new millennia!

Cast

Name Character Team
Sherry Lynn Garris Damselvis Unowned
Portia Jeffries Black Damselvis Unowned
Brady Debussey Helvis Unowned
Adimu Ajanaku Black Jesus, Woofmon Unowned
Darin Lin Wood Rebelvis Unowned
Michael C. Moore Psychedelvis Unowned
David Atherton Elvicious Unowned
Robert Gann Evel Knievelvis Unowned
Mike Schiffer Charles Unowned
Ghetty Chasun Candy Unowned
Kristen Hobbs Louella Unowned
Dawn Ashcraft Goody Two Shoes Unowned
Rusty Crump The Lamb Unowned
Tommy Foster Taxi Driver Unowned
Paul Woodard The Local Unowned
Victoria Gann Zealot Child Unowned
Scott Bomar Scott Beaumar Unowned
Mr. Pat Mr. Pat Unowned
Neil Shapiro Neal Unowned
Shannon Gierhart Helen Unowned
John McCarthy Jr. Bus Driver Unowned
Carl Belfast Unowned
William Magill Unowned
Janet Walker Unowned
Riley Magill Unowned
Jack Yarber Unowned
Bushrude Gutterman Unowned
Dingo Jones Unowned