Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway
Miguel Llansó2019-10-19
5.4
82 min
CIA agents Palmer and Gagano are tasked with the perilous mission of destroying “The Soviet Union!" As they enter the system using a VR simulation, their mission quickly turns into a delirious trap, far more complex than expected, as the fabric of reality starts unraveling around them.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Daniel Tadesse | Agent D.T. Gagano | Unowned |
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Agustín Mateo | Agent Palmer Eldritch / Batfro | Unowned |
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Guillermo Llansó | Stalin / Roy Mascarone / Agent D.T. Gagano (Cartoon Version) / Stalin's Assistant | Unowned |
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Solomon Tashe | Batfro | Unowned |
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Gerda-Annette Allikas | Malin | Unowned |
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Rene Köster | Captain Lagucci | Unowned |
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Lauri Lagle | Alfons Rebane | Unowned |
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Carlo Pironti | Mr. Sophistication | Unowned |
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Iveta Pole | CIA Professor | Unowned |
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Āris Rozentāls | Jiminy Cricket | Unowned |
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Metaferia Belayneh | Old Warrior 1 | Unowned |
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Tesfaye Fekade | Old Warrior 2 | Unowned |
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Yared Nigusse | Shaolin Monk | Unowned |
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Abdulkerim Tenkir | Kung-Fu Master 1 | Unowned |
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Leul Solomon | Kung-Fu Master 2 | Unowned |
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Kaleab Girma | Kung-Fu Master 3 | Unowned |
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Bekalu Shiferaw | Waiter | Unowned |
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Krasimir Jovanovic | Agent Magnus | Unowned |
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Alis Mäesalu | Agent Tracy | Unowned |
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Madis Kareda | Gym Instructor | Unowned |
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Maia Kull | Club Owner | Unowned |
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Taavi Eelmaa | Drunk Man | Unowned |
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Jaanika Arum | Alfons Rebane's Wife | Unowned |
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Kristjan Pütsep | Batfro's Police Agent 1 | Unowned |
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Jegor Sevastjanov | Batfro's Police Agent 2 | Unowned |
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Debas Assefa | Batfro's Assistant | Unowned |
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Saba Ghiwot | Batfro's Escort | Unowned |
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Meskerem Tesfaye | Batfro's Escort | Unowned |
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Pilar Pinilla | Robin | Unowned |
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Ali Brhan | Fly Monster | Unowned |
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Nicolás Janssen | Fly Monster | Unowned |
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Candice Vallantin | Fly Monster | Unowned |
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Merike Neimann | Female Terrorist / Cult Member | Unowned |
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Merike Värik | Pizzeria Client | Unowned |
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Mesereta Argaw | Pizzeria Client | Unowned |
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Daniel Taye Workou | Pizzeria Client | Unowned |
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Liyu Workou | Pizzeria Client | Unowned |
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Noah Workou | Pizzeria Client | Unowned |
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Juhan Rodrik | Moving Worker | Unowned |
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Gustav Reinop | Moving Worker | Unowned |
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Vladimir Lazartsuk | Soldier | Unowned |
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Risto Kreisberg | Soldier | Unowned |
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Patrick Barbo | Mercedes Driver | Unowned |
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Borja Montesino Martínez del Cerro | Camera Operator | Unowned |
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Kaupo Õismaa | Cult Member | Unowned |
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Tanel Gabtsenko | Cult Member | Unowned |
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Jaan Klein | Cult Member | Unowned |
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Taimi Jõul | Cult Member | Unowned |
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Ole Parmas | Cult Member | Unowned |
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Jaan Pihel | Cult Member | Unowned |
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Marika Vakman | Cult Member | Unowned |
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Sven Varkel | Cult Member | Unowned |
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Lilian Nisumaa | Cult Member | Unowned |
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Marek Rünt | Cult Member | Unowned |
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Anu Kollom | Cult Member | Unowned |
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Karl Erik Kudu | Cult Member | Unowned |
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Priit Kudu | Cult Member | Unowned |
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Pille Siimon | Cult Member | Unowned |
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Melina Buntsel | Cult Member | Unowned |
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Anne Wittman | Professor / Stalin's Assistant (voice) | Unowned |
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Chris Rogers | Alfons Rebane / Cop (voice) | Unowned |
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Ciaron Davies | Agent D.T. Gagano / Stalin / Suspect (voice) | Unowned |
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Bentley Kalu | Batfro / Kung-Fu Masters (voice) | Unowned |
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Rosalind Blessed | Malin / Female Terrorist (voice) | Unowned |
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Graham Dickson | Palmer Eldritch / Roy Mascarone / Jiminy / Mr. Sophistication / Lagucci / Warriors (voice) | Unowned |
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Denise Moreno | Announcer / Psychobook Voice (voice) | Unowned |