Stallone's Knockouts

Matt Cimber
1990-02-02


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88 min

Big-haired broads work out, box, sing, wax poetic about their deepest desires and are involved in comedy skits with both a horny announcer and a pervy sex predator physician named "Dr. Fondle." Meanwhile, Jackie Stallone further embarrasses her family by rapping (!), the one minority boxer ("Cartella the Smuggler") is booed by the live audience as soon as they find out she's from Colombia and ringside commentator Traci Lords (!!) has to fend off the romantic advancements of the celebrity impersonator referee, who finally wins her over by pretending to be Richard Simmons (?!?)

Cast

Name Character Team
Dennis Morgan Announcer Unowned
Nutsy Fagan Referee Unowned
Jackie Stallone Judge (as Jacquelline Stalone) Unowned
Hal Stone Timekeeper Unowned
Traci Lords Traci Lords, Ringside Commentator Unowned
Tiffany Million Bambi Unowned
Melinda Armstrong Wendy Unowned
Jeanne Basone Brooklyn Unowned
Pamela Manning Melanie Unowned
Eileen O'Hara Valerie Unowned
Dawn Rice Dixie Unowned
Helena Le Count Blonde Karate Fighter Unowned