Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Melody Anderson | Cindy Franklin | Unowned |
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Crystal Bernard | Anne-Marie Conklin | Unowned |
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Barbara Billingsley | Mrs. McCarthy | Unowned |
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Henry Gibson | Vice Principal Roman Ing | Unowned |
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Crispin Glover | Bo Middleton | Unowned |
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Jon Gries | Leo Bandini | Unowned |
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Anne-Marie Johnson | Beth Franklin | Unowned |
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David Knell | Unowned | |
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Ben Marley | Jay-Jay Manners | Unowned |
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Jerry Mathers | Mr. Sirota | Unowned |
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Harriet Nelson | Mrs. Crosley | Unowned |
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Ricky Nelson | Principal Pete Kinney | Unowned |
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Julie Newmar | Stripper | Unowned |
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Ken Osmond | Baxter Franklin | Unowned |
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Paul Petersen | The Coach | Unowned |
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Sam Slovick | Unowned | |
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Burt Ward | Teacher | Unowned |
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Tegan West | Peggy | Unowned |
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JoAnn Willette | Nadine | Unowned |
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Dick York | Superintendant McCarthy | Unowned |
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Michael Zorek | Chuckie Dipple | Unowned |
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Kelly Ann Conn | Unowned | |
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Sean Masterson | Unowned | |
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Erik Wattson | Unowned |