4.6
90 min
Dr. Burke is in love with Ophelia but doesn't have time to propose to her as she leaves for a cruise to the Mediterranean. Also on board the cruise ship is an old school chum of Burke's who plays 'Dr.Dare' in a very popular TV series and who women flock to. Burke decides to join the cruise, but is first apprehended as a stowaway, and then becomes the captain's steward. For Burke, trying to talk to Ophelia is a hard enough task, but he meets some funny characters on board, such as a pools winner and a very stubborn captain.
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Leslie Phillips | Dr. Tony Burke | Unowned |
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Harry Secombe | Llewellyn Wendover | Unowned |
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James Robertson Justice | Sir Lancelot Spratt | Unowned |
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Angela Scoular | Ophelia O'Brien | Unowned |
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Irene Handl | Mrs. Dailey | Unowned |
| Simon Dee | Basil Beauchamp | Unowned | |
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Robert Morley | Captain George Spratt | Unowned |
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Freddie Jones | Humphrey, the Master-at-Arms | Unowned |
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Joan Sims | Russian Captain | Unowned |
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John Le Mesurier | Purser | Unowned |
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Graham Stark | Satterjee | Unowned |
| Janet Mahoney | Dawn Dailey | Unowned | |
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Graham Chapman | Roddy | Unowned |
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Jacki Piper | Pretty Girl | Unowned |
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Fred Emney | Sir Thomas Relph | Unowned |
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Yuri Borienko | Sick Russian | Unowned |
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Gerald Sim | Doctor | Unowned |
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Yutte Stensgaard | Eve | Unowned |
| Jimmy Thompson | Dr. Houston | Unowned | |
| Sylvana Henriques | Audrey | Unowned | |
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Marcia Fox | Jean | Unowned |
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Tom Kempinski | Stedman Green | Unowned |
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Anthony Sharp | Sir Richard | Unowned |
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Marianne Stone | Spinster | Unowned |
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John Bluthal | Taxi Driver | Unowned |
| Jack Armstrong | Passenger (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Jack Arrow | Helmsman (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Peter Avella | Russian Trawlerman (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Joan Benham | Lady Relph (uncredited) | Unowned |
| Celestine Burden | Mélisse Relph (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Maurice Bush | Russian Trawlerman (uncredited) | Unowned |
| Norman Chappell | Waiter (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Maxwell Craig | Russian Trawlerman (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Geoffrey Davies | Dr. Dick Stuart-Clark (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Keith Denny | Fan (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| John Doye | Photographer (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Angela Grant | Doctor Dare Fan (uncredited) | Unowned |
| Dave Griffiths | Russian Trawlerman (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Patrick Halpin | Passenger (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Jean Harrington | Nurse (uncredited) | Unowned |
| Bill Hemmings | Passenger (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Fred Machon | Passenger (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Alf Mangan | Russian Trawlerman (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Alan Meacham | Passenger (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Gerald Paris | Taxi Driver (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Luan Peters | Doctor Dare Fan (uncredited) | Unowned |
| Ivor Ramsey | Boy (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Edith Raye | Passenger (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Jessie Robins | Passenger (uncredited) | Unowned |
| Terry Sartain | Passenger (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Bunny Seaman | Passenger (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Sadie Slade | Nurse (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Guy Standeven | Passerby (uncredited) | Unowned |
| Reg Thomason | Passenger (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Cy Town | Passenger (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Totti Truman Taylor | Guest at Captain's Table (uncredited) | Unowned |
| Jim Tyson | Cockney Dad (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Colin Vancao | Mustachioed Man (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Pearl Walters | Passenger (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Bill Westley Sr. | Passenger (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Sheila White | Nurse (uncredited) | Unowned |