Meet the Spartans

Aaron Seltzer
2008-01-24

The bigger the hit, the harder they fall.
4.046
84 min

The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of thirteen Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!

Cast

Name Character Team
Sean Maguire Leonidas Unowned
Carmen Electra Queen Margo Unowned
Ken Davitian Xerxes Unowned
Kevin Sorbo Hauptmann Unowned
Diedrich Bader Traitoro Unowned
Method Man Persian Emissary Unowned
Ike Barinholtz Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet Unowned
Lauren Walsh Pretty Girl Unowned
Tiffany Haddish Urban Girl Hangin with Mr. Cooper
Travis Van Winkle Sonio Unowned
Jareb Dauplaise Dilio Unowned
Phil Morris Messenger Unowned
Jim Piddock Loyalist / Simon Cowell Look-A-Like Unowned
Nicole Parker Paula Abdul Look-A-Like / Britney Spears Look-A-Like / Ellen DeGeneres Look-A-Like / Hunchback Paris Hilton Unowned
Crista Flanagan Spartan Woman / Ugly Betty Look-A-Like Unowned
Hunter Clary Leo, Jr. Unowned
Emily Wilson Lindsay Lohan Look-A-Like Unowned
John Di Domenico Donald Trump Look-A-Like Unowned
Belinda Waymouth Twiggy Look-A-Like Unowned
Jesse Lewis IV Ms. Jay Look-A-Like Unowned
Zachary Dylan Smith 10-Year-Old Leonidas Unowned
Ryan Fraley Brad Pitt Look-A-Like Unowned
Tiffany Claus Angelina Jolie Look-A-Like Unowned
Nick Steele K-Fed Look-A-Like Unowned
Jim Nieb President Bush Look-A-Like Unowned
Dean Cochran Rocky Balboa / Rambo Unowned
Nate Haden Ryan Seacrest Look-A-Like Unowned
Tony Yalda Sanjaya Look-A-Like Unowned
Jessica Heap Spartan Woman's Friend (uncredited) Unowned
Tim Connolly Spartan Soldier (uncredited) Unowned
Robin Atkin Downes Narrator (uncredited) Unowned
Martin Klebba Happy Feet (uncredited) Unowned