Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Mike McCaul | Tommy 'Wannabe' Williger | Unowned |
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Shannon Hile | Mom / Attendant | Unowned |
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Richard Eden | Pop | Unowned |
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Alycia Cooper | Bus Driver (as Alycia L. Cooper) | Unowned |
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Joshua Lou Friedman | Bus Passenger #1 | Unowned |
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Krystal Kennedy | Bus Passenger #2 | Unowned |
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Jeremy Aimone | Cab Driver | Unowned |
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Stephen Lattimer | Transvestite Rollerblader / Patron #2 | Unowned |
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Cesar Lopez | Tattooed Skateboarder | Unowned |
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Shaun Benson | Spencer Harris | Unowned |
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Shaun Benson | Maria Melrose | Unowned |
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Doug Merrill | Depressed Man | Unowned |
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Chris Flexhaug | U.T. Reporter | Unowned |
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John Enos III | Survivor | Unowned |
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Eddie McGee | Handicapped Guy | Unowned |
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Indira Stefanianna | Depressed Woman (as Indira Stefanianna) | Unowned |
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Adamo Palladino | Irving Cruise | Unowned |
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Lacy Phillips | Ethel Streep | Unowned |
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Tim Biancalana | Ralph Spielberg | Unowned |
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Michael A. Zildjian | Metro-Sexual Dude (as Michael Zildjian) | Unowned |
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Mariessa Portelance | Jenny Lane | Unowned |
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David C. Scott | Patron #1 | Unowned |
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Michael Bortone | Pablo | Unowned |
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Zach Johnson | Lance McShwartz | Unowned |
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Billy Concha | Man on Street | Unowned |
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David Polcyn | Casting Director | Unowned |
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Ted Collins | Mime Heckler / Running Man | Unowned |
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Andy Cowan | Leonard Siegel / Voice of Martin Scorcese (voice) | Unowned |
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Charlotte Hill | Punk | Unowned |
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Otto Felix | Older Customer | Unowned |
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Nick DeMarinis | Manager | Unowned |
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Kate Siegel | Lance's Assistant | Unowned |
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Mickey Barnett | Martin Scorcese | Unowned |
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Frank Barbano | Deputy Sheriff | Unowned |
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Phil Mannle | Security Guard #1 | Unowned |
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Jeffrey T. Schoettlin | Security Guard #2 | Unowned |