All pain. No brain.
5.791
92 min
Left on the doorstep of an orphanage run by nuns, three newborn knuckleheads grow up to be finger-poking, nyuk-nyuking janitors named Larry, Curly and Moe. When they learn that financial problems will soon force the only home they've ever known to close, the trio sets out to raise $830,000 in one month. Out in the world for the very first time, the three innocent bumblers become embroiled in a murder plot and find stardom on a TV reality show.
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Sean Hayes | Larry | Unowned |
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Will Sasso | Curly | Unowned |
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Chris Diamantopoulos | Moe | Unowned |
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Jane Lynch | Mother Superior | Unowned |
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Sofía Vergara | Lydia | Unowned |
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Jennifer Hudson | Sister Rosemary | Hangin with Mr. Cooper |
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Craig Bierko | Mac | Unowned |
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Stephen Collins | Mr. Harter | Unowned |
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Larry David | Sister Mary-Mengele | Unowned |
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Kirby Heyborne | Teddy | Unowned |
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Carly Craig | Mrs. Harter | Unowned |
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Kate Upton | Sister Bernice | Unowned |
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Marianne Leone Cooper | Sister Ricarda | Unowned |
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Brian Doyle-Murray | Monsignor Ratliffe | Unowned |
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Mike Sorrentino | The Situation | Unowned |
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Snooki | Snooki | Unowned |
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JWoww | JWoww | Unowned |
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Ronnie Ortiz-Magro | Ronnie | Unowned |
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Samantha Giancola | Sammi | Unowned |
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Skyler Gisondo | Young Moe | Zac E. Chan |
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Lance Chantiles-Wertz | Young Larry | Unowned |
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Robert Capron | Young Curly | Unowned |
| Avalon Robbins | Murph | Unowned | |
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Max Charles | Peezer | Unowned |
| Jake Peck | Young Teddy | Unowned | |
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Isaiah Mustafa | Moe's Hip Executive | Unowned |
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Steve Tyler | Camera Man | Unowned |
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Patty Ross | Head Nurse | Unowned |
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Emy Coligado | Ling | Unowned |
| Ray Collins | Carbunkle | Unowned | |
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Mark Kogan | Executive | Unowned |
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Jackie Flynn | Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson | Unowned |
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Sandra Dorsey | Heavyset Woman | Unowned |
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Vince Canlas | Japanese Chef | Unowned |
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Ric Reitz | Jon Hamm | Unowned |
| Caryl Lippman West | Maid | Unowned | |
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Sayed Badreya | Orderly | Unowned |
| Debbie Walker | Terrified Nun | Unowned | |
| Michael L. Kuhn | Tour Guide | Unowned | |
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Pam Smith | Woman Reporter | Unowned |
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Kyla Kenedy | Balloon Girl | Unowned |
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Erin Allin O'Reilly | Nun | Unowned |
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Caitlin Colford | Nun | Unowned |
| Mariann Neary | Nun | Unowned | |
| Jesse Farrelly | Gangbanger | Unowned | |
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Patricia French | Laundry Worker | Unowned |
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Roy Jenkins | Officer Mycroft | Unowned |
| Barry Guy | Staple in Hat Guy | Unowned | |
| Matthew L. Collins | Policeman #3 | Unowned | |
| Jonathan S. Kennedy | Party Security | Unowned | |
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Lin Shaye | Nurse Crotchet | Unowned |
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Myron Parker Wright | Orphan | Unowned |
| J.R. Fondessy | Orphan | Unowned | |
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Reid Meadows | Weezer | Unowned |
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Abby Goldberg | Dancer | Unowned |
| Lee Armstrong | Officer Armstrong | Unowned | |
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Dwight Howard | Dwight Howard | Unowned |
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Antonio Sabàto, Jr. | Handsome Guy #1 | Unowned |
| Danny Smith | French Chef | Unowned | |
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Jeremy Ambler | Zoo Protester (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Mark Axelowitz | Doctor Gray (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Hannah Marie Bailey | Modern Day Orphan (uncredited) | Unowned |
| Tanner Baker | Skateboarder (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Chance Bartels | Party Guest (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Tim Blanchard | Valet (uncredited) | Unowned |
| Beth Blevins | Bus Patron (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| William R. Brock | Party Guest (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Tiffany Burke | Nun (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Matthew Cardarople | Camera Guy (uncredited) | Unowned |
| Brett Lee Clark | Party Guest (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Greg Crews | Bartender (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Craig Crumpton | Party Guest (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Brent Duffey | Pinkberry Employee (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Apple Farrelly | Child #2 (as Apple Kocsis) | Unowned |
| Delonte Harris | Zoo Kid (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| DJ Harris | Zoo Kid (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Landon Hoffman | Orphan (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Addy Miller | Modern Day Orphan (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Katherine Neslund | Woman on Street (uncredited) | Unowned |
| Jade Nicolette | Modern Day Golfing Orphan (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Shannon Reis | Lydia's Friend (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Joel Rogers | Upscale Party Guy (uncredited) | Unowned |
| Timothy Scott | Party Guest (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Richard Tavernaro | Doorman (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Steve Warren | Party Guest (uncredited) | Unowned |
| Marvin E. West | Party Guest (uncredited) | Unowned |