Kill'em if they can't take a joke.
2
14 min
Cannibal Clown Killer is an 80's style post-apocalyptic landscape where half the earth's population has been killed off by a bacteria which contaminated gluten food filler and MSG products. Of those who did not die they awoke to a new nightmare, half the survivors had been turned into man-eating mad clowns hell-bent on consuming the world. In the dawn of this new world filled with blood, horrors, and painted faces a single female warrior has emerged. With a blade at her back, this nameless hero tracks across this wilderness saving those she can while on her quest for the clown that killed her parents. Happy Jack.
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Kelly Kula | The Hero | Unowned |
| Tawd Jeremy Beckman | Happy Jack | Unowned | |
| Brittany Ortiz-Nelson | Giggles | Unowned | |
| Christine Hassay | Buttons | Unowned | |
| Daniel Pierce | Seltzer | Unowned | |
| Michael McIntyre | Hammer Clown | Unowned | |
| Brad Bentz | Mallet Clown | Unowned | |
| Ajala Bandele | Shoe Clown | Unowned | |
| Jason McNeil | Hula Clown | Unowned | |
| Abica Dubay | Kitchen Clown | Unowned | |
| Mel Turner | Nail in Board Clown | Unowned | |
| Anton Ray | Ball Clown | Unowned | |
| Jack West | Narrator | Unowned | |
| David White | Spanky the Monkey | Unowned | |
| Cannelle Baldassari | Hostage | Unowned |