Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Eddie Izzard | Herself | Unowned |
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Phil Kay | Promo Director | Unowned |
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Mac McDonald | Al | Unowned |
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Mark Caven | T.J. | Unowned |
 |
Deborah Sheridan-Taylor | Mel | Unowned |
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Rhona Mitra | First French Babe | Unowned |
|
Debbie Flett | Second French Babe | Unowned |
|
Lee Blakemore | Arguing Woman | Unowned |