Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Amy Schumer | Lindsay | Unowned |
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Al Shipley | Drew | Unowned |
|
Ian Carroll | The Cabbage | Unowned |
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Sarah Brandes | Student | Unowned |
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Sam Rannocchia | Professor | Unowned |
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Andrew Stratton | Mark | Unowned |
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Brian Summa | Student | Unowned |
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John Buell | Clerk #2 | Unowned |
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Paul Trager | Clerk #1 | Unowned |
|
Andrew Kent | Student | Unowned |
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Matt Conlon | Student | Unowned |
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Shannon Davis | Student | Unowned |