I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore

Robert Marcarelli
1992-04-24


4.6
110 min

Bernie Fishbine is overweight. He stops at the neighborhood store to buy some chocolate kisses every day. This is where he meets Theresa Garabaldi. Then they take the same bus route every evening. Theresa invites Bernie to see her play piano at her father's restaurant. It is here that she gets him to join a gym. Theresa is in college and gets the idea to write about Bernie's weight problem for her thesis. She does this without telling Bernie. Meanwhile, Bernie is falling in love with Theresa, and vice versa.

Cast

Name Character Team
Jason Alexander Bernie Fishbine Unowned
Nia Peeples Theresa Garabaldi Unowned
Lainie Kazan Sarah Fishbine Unowned
Lou Jacobi Gramps Unowned
Eileen Brennan Frieda Unowned
David Bowe Norman Fishbine Unowned
Michele Scarabelli Connie Klinger Unowned
Hilary Shepard Ada Fishbine Unowned
Marlena Giovi Louise Garabaldi Unowned
Ralph Monaco Albert Garabaldi Unowned
Arleen Sorkin Monica Unowned
Cassie Yates Melinda Unowned
Al Ruscio Uncle Dominic Unowned
Lela Ivey Alice Unowned
Matthias Hues Eric, Personal Trainer Unowned
Larry Storch Giora Unowned
Michael Laskin Melvin Fishbine Unowned
Barbara Pilavin Grandma Garabaldi Unowned
Janna Levenstein Angela Garabaldi Unowned
Robert DoQui Fred Unowned
Candi Milo Mother in Candy Store Unowned
Rance Howard Elderly Man Unowned
Jean Speegle Howard Elderly Woman Unowned
David Dolph Benbow Mark Thurston Unowned
Jamie Donovan Larry Unowned
Jack Ong Bowling Alley Clerk Unowned
Benny Grant Lenny Fishbine Unowned
Deborah Gorman Linda Fishbine Unowned
Spencer Klein Boy in Candy Store Unowned
Julianne Michelle Girl in Candy Store Unowned
Carolyn Hennesy Bowling Alley Waitress Unowned
Ken Oberheu Waiter Unowned
Ross McKerras Mr. Dill Unowned
Suzan Hughes Waitress in Health Spa Unowned
Damien Klitou Young Bernie Fishbine Unowned