Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Gilbert Gottfried | Norman | Unowned |
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Robert N. Altman | Leonard | Unowned |
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Marvin Braverman | Ray | Unowned |
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Keely Shaye Smith | Gail | Unowned |
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Margaret Smith | Lucy | Unowned |
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Arnold Stang | Harv | Unowned |
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Henny Youngman | Gail's Neighbor | Unowned |
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Joe Franklin | Self | Unowned |
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Michelle Weeks | Teenage Girl | Unowned |
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Tony Todd | Reading Customer | Unowned |
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Barbara Hunt | Insensitive Woman | Unowned |
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Irving Metzman | Insensitive Man | Unowned |
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John Speredakos | Happy | Unowned |