Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Garth Donovan | Richard Lincoln / Cubby Knowles | Unowned |
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Alex Karpovsky | Robert Lincoln | Unowned |
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Skip Shea | Sol Rothberg | Unowned |
 |
Andrew Bujalski | Dj Whoops | Unowned |
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Alexandra Cipolla | Lil Apples | Unowned |
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Michael T. Francis | Mr. Lincoln | Unowned |
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Sophya Gudelman | Patron in Bar | Unowned |
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Janet Llavina | Wrestling Girl in Club | Unowned |
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John P. McMahon | Bar Patron | Unowned |
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John Pungitore | Video Testimonial (uncredited) | Unowned |