The Three Kings

Mel Damski
1987-12-17


2.8
96 min

The made-for-TV film stars Jack Warden, Lou Diamond Phillips and Stan Shaw as three patients in a Los Angeles-area mental institution. Dressed as the Three Wise Men for a Christmas pageant, the trio is suddenly struck with the delusion that they are really their Biblical counterparts on a quest to find the Baby Jesus. As TV cameras grind away, the three ersatz Kings surreptitiously ride out of the gates of the asylum—on camels—and into the mean streets of LA. As the story draws to its conclusion, the three escapees find themselves providing a Christmas miracle (but not in the form of rap) for a group of homeless people on the outskirts of the city.

Cast

Name Character Team
Tiana Alexandra Jan DuLong Unowned
Jane Kaczmarek Dr. Paula Bolet Unowned
Richard Partlow Police Officer Unowned
Lou Diamond Phillips Tag Unowned
Art LaFleur Police Officer Unowned
Kavi Raz Falafel Stand Worker Unowned
Charles Nelson Reilly Clerk Unowned
Pepe Serna Alex Sweetwood Unowned
Stan Shaw Paul Unowned
Tori Spelling Girl at Falafel Stand Unowned
Vic Tayback Harold Unowned
Jack Warden David Unowned
Aaron Mendelsohn Trendy Boy Unowned
Joey Aresco Unowned
H. Richard Greene Unowned
Rick Lenz Unowned
Jerry Houser Unowned
Sheldon Feldner Unowned
Mike Pniewski Unowned
Phil Rubenstein Unowned
Leilani Sarelle Unowned
Fred D. Scott Unowned
Ashley Bank Little Girl Unowned
Randall Caldwell Driver Cop Unowned
Gail Cameron Janet Starkey Unowned
Max Chain Punk on Skates Unowned
Michael Paul Chan Second Cop Unowned
Frank Corsentino Roselli Unowned
Julie Cypher Falafel Woman Unowned
Charlie Dell Costumer Unowned
John Gilgreen Gate Guard Unowned
Tomás Goros Hispanic Husband Unowned
Brian Lando Little Boy Unowned
Bruce Marchiano Father at Church Unowned
Jerry Tondo Spotlight Attendant Unowned