Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Andrew Elvis Miller | The Man | Unowned |
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Marguerite MacIntyre | The Woman (voice) | Unowned |
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Marlene Forte | The Naked Woman | Unowned |
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Marty Grabstein | The Nervous Man | Unowned |
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Welker White | The Agent | Unowned |
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Melissa Errico | The Wife | Unowned |
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Karen Black | The Mother | Unowned |
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John Wojda | The Husband | Unowned |
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Theron Albis | The Smoker | Unowned |
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James Ludwig | The Handsome Man | Unowned |
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Elizabeth Canavan | The Beautiful Woman | Unowned |
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Cameron Dye | The Boyfriend | Unowned |
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Dennis Parlato | The Enforcer | Unowned |
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Tony Fair | The Trainer | Unowned |
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Anthony Barrile | The Dresser | Unowned |
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William Coelius IV | The Reader | Unowned |
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Patricia Scanlon | The Daughter | Unowned |
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Brian O'Neil | Goon #1 | Unowned |