The Longest Yard
Peter Segal2005-05-27
If you can't get out, get even.
6.654
113 min
Disgraced pro football quarterback Paul Crewe lands in a Texas federal penitentiary, where manipulative Warden Hazen recruits him to advise the institution's football team of prison guards. Crewe suggests a tune-up game which lands him quarterbacking a crew of inmates in a game against the guards. Aided by incarcerated ex-NFL coach and player Nate Scarborough, Crewe and his team must overcome not only the bloodthirstiness of the opposition, but also the corrupt warden trying to fix the game against them.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Adam Sandler | Paul Crewe | The Free Refills |
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Chris Rock | Caretaker | Calvin and Nobbs |
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James Cromwell | Warden Hazen | Unowned |
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Burt Reynolds | Coach Nate Scarborough | Unowned |
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Nelly | Megget | Unowned |
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William Fichtner | Captain Knauer | Unowned |
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David Patrick Kelly | Unger | Unowned |
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Tracy Morgan | Ms. Tucker | Unowned |
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Cloris Leachman | Lynette | Unowned |
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Michael Irvin | Deacon Moss | Unowned |
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Bill Romanowski | Guard Lambert | Unowned |
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Brian Bosworth | Guard Garner | Unowned |
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Terry Crews | Cheeseburger Eddy | Unowned |
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Nicholas Turturro | Brucie | Unowned |
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Bill Goldberg | Battle | Unowned |
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Kevin Nash | Guard Engleheart | Unowned |
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Steve Austin | Guard Dunham | Unowned |
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Bob Sapp | Switowski | Unowned |
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Steve Reevis | Baby Face Bob | Unowned |
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Lobo Sebastian | Torres | Unowned |
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Dalip Singh | Turley | Unowned |
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Joey Diaz | Big Tony | Unowned |
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Edward Bunker | Skitchy Rivers | Unowned |
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Michael Papajohn | Guard Papajohn | Unowned |
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Conrad Goode | Guard Webster | Unowned |
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Brandon Molale | Guard Malloy | Unowned |
|
Todd Holland | Guard Holland | Unowned |
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Walter Williamson | Errol Dandridge | Unowned |
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Allen Covert | Referee | Unowned |
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Rob Schneider | Punky | Unowned |
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Chris Berman | Self | Unowned |
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Jim Rome | Self | Unowned |
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Patrick Bristow | Walt | Unowned |
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Lauren Sánchez | Self | Unowned |
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Dan Patrick | Officer Jack Pugh | Unowned |
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Christopher Neiman | Big Ear Cop | Unowned |
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Ed Lauter | Duane | Unowned |
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Sean Salisbury | Vic | Unowned |
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Rob "Revolution" Moore | Gavin | Unowned |
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Big Boy | Jesse | Unowned |
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Michael H. Goodwyn | Con Transvestite | Unowned |
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Ray Stoney | Con Transvestite | Unowned |
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Michael Silas | Con Transvestite | Unowned |
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Andre Fuentes | Con Transvestite | Unowned |
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Lonnie Henderson | Con Transvestite | Unowned |
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Asiel Hardison | Con Transvestite | Unowned |
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Colin Kim | Con Transvestite | Unowned |
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Mark Robert Ellis | Stretcher Guy | Unowned |
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Timothy F. Crowley | Umpire | Unowned |
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Mr. Porter | Basketball Convict | Unowned |
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Bizarre | Basketball Convict | Unowned |
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Proof | Basketball Convict | Unowned |
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Kuniva | Basketball Convict | Unowned |
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Bryan Burwell | Sportswriter | Unowned |
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Sam Farmer | Sportswriter | Unowned |
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Jay Glazer | Sportswriter | Unowned |
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Peter King | Sportswriter | Unowned |
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John McClain | Sportswriter | Unowned |
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Adam Schefter | Sportswriter | Unowned |
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Larry Weisman | Sportswriter | Unowned |
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Marc S. Ganis | Lorenzo | Unowned |
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Shane Ralston | Bradlee | Unowned |
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Jenae Altschwager | Party Guest | Unowned |
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Candace Juleff | Party Guest | Unowned |
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Bryan Ross | Party Guest | Unowned |
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Ricardo J. King | Press Box Technician | Unowned |
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Stink Fisher | Cafeteria Prisoner | Unowned |
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Jasper Pendergrass | Cafeteria Prisoner | Unowned |
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Sean McNamara | Cafeteria Prisoner | Unowned |
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Robert Harvey | Cafeteria Guard | Unowned |
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Eric Chmielecki | Guard Sniper | Unowned |
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Denise Marie Jerome | Guard Cheerleader | Unowned |
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Jaayda McClanahan | Guard Cheerleader | Unowned |
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Tara Wilson | Guard Cheerleader | Unowned |
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Rachel Saydak | Guard Cheerleader | Unowned |
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Cara-Lee Knodel | Guard Cheerleader | Unowned |
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Nora Hassan | Guard Cheerleader | Unowned |
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John Hockridge | Guard Hock | Unowned |
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Courteney Cox | Lena (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Jason Williams | Texas State Policeman (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Steven Alford | K-9 Officer Beller (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Kyle S. Brown | Football Fanatic (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Swifty McVay | Basketball Convict (as Swift) | Unowned |